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CEW

Stands for Crazy Eyed Whore.
One who at no cost plans to ruin your life. One who lies at all costs, and has extremly disgusting hair, also very easy to laugh at. Possible the worst speices of them all. Infact you could say they are not even humnan, as they dont act like humans, they dont shower, dont shave, dont have any sence of humour. Laugh like retarded whore! (:

"CazCaz, Look at that CEW standing over there"

"MicMic, well done for using that codename, we wouldnt want our friends knowing our deep hatred for that disgusting CEW"

"Too right, Too bloody right"

by Mic Mic Or Something July 14, 2008

CEW

CEW is an acronym for Cross Eyed Willie. Usually the name of a pompos arrogant person with delusions of grandure.

CEW is a religious bore.

by Deebo February 11, 2005

cew

of extremely extreme coolness. aka radically groovy

yo that kid jason pape is so cew in his ninja turtle outfit!!

by Squeak little Bitch November 09, 2006

Cew

A cock or a chicken dressed as a Jew

In my grandpas cock (chicken) farm the cews fear mighty cockler

by Anosmodnar April 07, 2022

Cew

Too be cool and cute

Him: wyd
Her: wherein ur sweatshirt

Him: cew

by Ya boy Gerald August 30, 2019

Cew

When you are totally confused about life and don’t know what to do

CEW!

by Shitflicker01 October 18, 2020

Cewing

Like edging, but when you poop, basically prarie dogging. Pronounced: "kue-ing"

"I had a 30 minute cewing session."

by SphereSquared January 24, 2024