A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a woman can fit two dicks in her arse
1 in the pink and 2 in the stink, she's clogged
A type of dance in which the dancer wears taps on thier feet. Usually on the downbeat of the music and closly related to tap dancing.
Clogger: "man my feet hurt, I just got done clogging and those MJ's are tricky.
A pedestrian who monopolizes shared walkways with complete inconsideration of others. Most often used to describe the following: a lackadaisical walker who blocks other, more agile, pedestrians from getting to where they need to go; one of a larger group of lunchtime strollers who think it's cute to walk shoulder-to-shoulder, five or six in a row, on a busy city sidewalk.
Don't these clogs know what it means to walk single file? This Sunday-strolling clog is a real chooch.
A hard wooden shoe that a woman can use to keep her man in check if he gets out of line. It is particularly effective on a bald-headed man. Preferably use the heel end of the shoe.
Hector kept getting on my nerves so I wacked him on the back of his chrome dome with my hard ass clogs.
When a male has to pee really bad and as he walks into a bathroom to pee he can't make himself pee because of pressure from other people in the bathroom.
Lloyd Banks: So ya feel better now 50? 50 Cent: Nah man I got clogged! Imma need some privacy. Lloyd Banks: Dang it! Then go behind a bush! 50 Cent: Ok...