Country Dictionary

Clog is a code word for rape.

Damn she’s so hot I want to clog her so bad

timeclova but clog

YO ITS CLOG

To beat someone with a wooden shoe. Mostly used as a joke when your friend does something stupid.

“I’m going to clog you” “I’m clogging you” “I’m going to clog you to death”

A mixture between a large pink man with his penis showing and a prostitute. Sometimes seen with a deformed looking potential offspring creature in its grasp.

Amsterdam stroller 1: What is that giant pink monstrosity over there. I can see its trunk junk! And..wait..is it carrying something? Amsterdam stroller 2: Oh, that just a Clog.

to have sexual intercourse with a person of no particular importance, usually after slight to extensive drinking of alcoholic beverages

He clogged me so hard last night. Sorry, can I call you back? I'm clogging.

When a woman can fit two dicks in her arse

1 in the pink and 2 in the stink, she's clogged

A type of dance in which the dancer wears taps on thier feet. Usually on the downbeat of the music and closly related to tap dancing.

Clogger: "man my feet hurt, I just got done clogging and those MJ's are tricky.