A fork of Rural Dictionary
Acronym for the illustrious California Maritime academy. A part of the CSU system. Notable for the abundance of alcoholics and uniformed tools (student/cadets) whatever the hell you want to call them. A lack of females above a 2.0 on the 10 point scale, and a floating brothel staffed by CSU Monterey Bay and Cal Poly co-eds also known as the TSGB (Training Ship Golden Bear).
Every CMA party is a Cockfest.
Cover My Ass. Used when you choose the safe tactic. May also be said when you have done something wrong and dont want to take the fall for it.
I am working according to the CMA tactic!
Christmas Movie Addict - someone who has too much time on their hands and an unhealthy obsession with Christmas movies, usually Hallmark heartstrings, and watches them year round.
Kaitlin needs a hobby or a boyfriend because she's clearly gone CMA.
Cracking My Ass. When your laughing so hard, and the only way to express it, is to crack your asss.
I was CMA SO HARD. I mean I was really cracking ass over that baloney.
Crazy Mexican Alert:
used to alert people when your gettin hit on, stalked, or raped by crazy mexicans.
crazy mexican: hey bonita. you lookin gooood!!
hot girl: omg!! CMA! CMA!!!
Doctors office located on Stewart Ave. Known for frequent abuse of employees and lack luster care towards them. A place where if a bomb fell on it, society in a whole would be a better place...
Cma should burn to the ground