A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sequel to COVID-19. It could be worse or not as bad.
I lost everything and almost died from coronavirus in 2020. We’ll see what happens with COVID-20.
After the Baby Boomers are killed by COVID-19, the new strain of coronavirus that will be released by Millennials and Gen Zers is COVID-20, intended to kill off their parents’ generation so that no one can stop them from taking over the world.
COVID-19 rocked! Those Baby Boomers were fucking everything up for our future! Totally! And we’ve got COVID-20 so no one else can stop us!!!
The virus that will scare the world in 2084. It is very dangerous as it gives you severe constipation, but when you’re least expecting it it shoots out like Usain Bolt as a fetus.
Charles: Oh My God! I think that guy has COVID-20. Guy with COVID-20: *boom* Charles: REEEEEEEEEEE
When you gain 20 pounds while sitting at home morning, noon and night watching TV and eating all the snacks you can shove down your throat
Damn, Im going to have to buy all new clothes for when I go back to work, I have the COVID-20
The 20 lbs you gained during the Covid-19 shelter in place / quarantine.
Bro, I saw your girl at the store yesterday looking like a can of popped buscuits, I think she caught that Covid-20.