Country Dictionary

Calorie per dollar

This burger costs 5 bucks and has 500 calories. So it has a CPD of 100

Crackhead personality disorder

a person: laughs at nothing for 5 minutes another person: “they have CPD”

Compulsive Procrastination Disorder ( CPD ) - is a clinical psychological disorder, in which procrastination cannot be avoided. The diagnosed will find any means necessary to procrastinate.

*Phone Rings* Guy 1: " Hello " Caller: "hey man, it john, you still game for study sesh tonight ? " Guy 1: " uh... sorry man, my mom just called, she needs a foot rub" Caller: "Dude, you have a problem, you need to get real. CPD is not cool man, not cool."

Crazy Poop Drunk. The state of being drunk to the point of crazy poopness.

Frank: what do you wanna do tonight? Joe: Lets get CPD!

Used on Facebook as a hashtag to indicate that the posted content was copied from another source. Can be used sometimes to avoid possible criticism.

Britanny on Facebook: I think that gay sex is wrong. #cpd

This is what people from Columbus, Ohio call the Columbus Police Department (usually a police car, or patty wagon)

"Oh shit, nigga put that blunt down, and put your seatbelt on, CPD comin' driving towards us.

The multiple instances of the California Police Department.

I managed to escape one, but the rest of the CPDs were able to track me down.