Country Dictionary

It's curtainsthe ending of something or realizing it's over with or done for

When issac hit his face on the floor he knew it was curtains

The hairstyle in which shorter hair is parted in the middle, leaving 2 sections on either side. If you have this hairstyle there is a 60% higher chance someone will fall in love with you.

rick: woah look that kid got curtains
jas: there’s now a 60% higher chance of me falling in love with him

A slang term for the female labia majora

Oh, my curtains are dead itchy today

When someone is being an absolute dick. Usually a mess about insult but can be taken seriously .

Person 1: oi you stop being a fuckin curtain

Person 2: sorry

big funky nasty pussy lips resembling chewed-up bologna!

i spread the curtains on that ho!

N. skirt

Adj. the description of gettin into said skirt.

Adj. a way of life by frequently getting into said skirt.

K: Meff man u open them curtains yet?!?!?!?!?!

Meff: Not yet! I think they are titanium lined!!!!

'hind parts, but cheeks with the uncanny ability to hang DOWN like drapery near the flanks or honches

my girls curtains wag back and forth when she's down on her knees scrubbing out the bath tub and it's exciting to watch!