A fork of Rural Dictionary
A slang term for the female labia majora
Oh, my curtains are dead itchy today
True English definition for 'Swag' and is also a better way of saying swag or bars.
That nigguh Djaye got curtains for days!
A code word for a skirt, with a flowery pattern, that looks like it should be hanging in the front room of your grans front room.
"I want that skirt!" "No you don't, it looks like the pair of curtains that my gran owns. If you buy it, I will mock you"
Household item on which one wipes their penis, usually following unconsented anal intercourse.
"How much were those WKD Blues?" "Four quid each!" "Four quid? You've been butt-fucked" "Not content with ramming my ass, they bore me the indignity of using my curtains as a cock-rag on the way out"
It's curtainsthe ending of something or realizing it's over with or done for
When issac hit his face on the floor he knew it was curtains
The hairstyle in which shorter hair is parted in the middle, leaving 2 sections on either side. If you have this hairstyle there is a 60% higher chance someone will fall in love with you.
rick: woah look that kid got curtains jas: there’s now a 60% higher chance of me falling in love with him