A fork of Rural Dictionary
A mythical, magical creature that (though can't be described) likes doing stuff and things, but not too much or too many of them.
That douchey cactapus blogs at thecactapus.blogspot.com
Technically, a half-cactus, half-octopus creature that lives part-time in the desert, and part-time in the ocean.
But it really means a man that you can't hold down because he's slippery and clever, and if you manage to catch him, you'll get pricked.
Brad Pitt, cuz he's a cheater.
1. Often used in frustration, the term for that moment when the right word is somehow stuck in a way that it cannot be expressed and therefore results in either hilarity or embarrassment.
2. Refers to the eight-tentacled creature whose suction cups are replaced with painful needles similar to a cactus.
"Dammit! I keep having a cactapus!"
"A what?"
"Like a brainfart except with words."
"Never hug a cactapus. Their tentecles are PAINFUL!"
1. The offspring of a cactus and an octopus.
2. When a female shaves her downstairs and then allows the hairs to grow back just enough to make it prickly, like a cactus.
Ahh! Watch out for that huge cactapus!
Wow, thanks for warning me. It almost ate me alive.
When a girl shaves her pubic hair but doesnt get it smooth enough.
"hey jimmy, what's the matter with your face? It's all scratched and looks like a crime scene!" Mellissa's got cactapus.