A fork of Rural Dictionary
A legendary man with wild eyes and a cake on his head. Upon seeing him he will deny his presence and give away cake.
Person: Hey its cakeman!!!
Cakeman: CAKEMAN DOESNT EXIST! Here eat this cake.
A married man who strings along single girls with promises of a future relationship- ie. having one's cake and eating it too.
Not to be confused with an overlapper, someone who overlaps relationships because they can't stand to be alone.
Girl, you need to kick him to the curb. He is never going to leave his wife for you, he's just a cakeman.
cokeman
Gee what happened to you Cokeman, formally known as Cakeman.
If you find this its a lie. It is also a slang term word for a bloody moron!
Tim: You Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton
Bob: I hate you how rude im not that fat
It's the same as Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton just spelt correct
Bill: Jack Davies William Cakeman Darling Morton
Big man Tyrone: Rude!