A fork of Rural Dictionary
My brain, my every ounce of being human
Guy 1: Have you seen my brain? Guy 2: what? you lost your brain? Guy 1: yeah, it is green and had buttons on it, oh yeah it say "Texas Instruments" on the front. Guy 2: dude, that's a calculator Guy 1: I DON'T CARE JUST FIND IT
You really got a 36 on your ACT? You're such a fucking calculator
Malware dev's most admired system program to test whether their remote access trojan works
*plays multiplayer game* zOmG!! teh calculator have just opened by itself!11 🧐🤪🤪🤪
Cheating device for those to lazy to work out 2+2.
Idiot 1: Dude, what's 2+2? Idiot 2: Dunno. Steal Jane's calculator.
Brooke: *phone falls out of pocket in class* Aiden: “You dropped your calculator.” Brooke: “Yea, thanks.” Teacher: “What did you drop?” Brooke: “My calculator.” Teacher: “Ok. Get back to work.”
A really not so smart Phone and a very boring phone.
Person1- Do you have a calculator? Person 2- Ya, why? Person 1- Because you are lame! Person 1- I actually have a phone