A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pass Gas, Rip One, Fart, Flatulance, Cut the Cheese, Stepped on a Mouse, Rip one loose
He bent over to tie his shoe and ripped a stinky calhoon.
To rip open one's pants from behind for quick access, whether inward or outward.
He did a calhoon backdoor and after that he was ready for business.
After you have sexual relations with a undesirable woman you smack her in the face with a piece of bologna and run away
Bro after i sobered up and i realized she was ugly. I got my nut and gave her the ol cold cut calhoon and got the hell out of there
After you have sexual relations with a undesirable woman you smack her in the face with a piece of bologna and run away
Bro after i sobered up and i realized she was ugly. I got my nut and gave her the ol cold cut calhoon and got the hell out of there