A fork of Rural Dictionary
An thing, event or day that is or has been a waste of time that results in a feeling of either frustration or boredom.
What a candy-ass day! All we did was watch kids grab each others asses and talk about how the computer teacher's body shape resembles that of a pear.
The Rock's favorite mode of saying "pussy" or "sissy'
The Rock: Why don't you get your candy ass in this ring?
John Cena: You guys wanna see a fight, well sorry, not today. Good Bye!!
A Fan: Pussy!
ME: Stop reading this
a male who is meek and timid, shows female personality traits. basically a male who wouldn't survive outside the security of his mother's arms reach. Also look at pansy, sissy, fruit, wimp
Mikey Jackson, Artist Formerly Known as Prince, Urkel and any man who scratches and slaps during a fight
(noun) A person who displays insufficient fortitude or toughness in a difficult or uncomfortable situation; by extension, a person or thing which is inadequate to the purpose at hand. Can be turned into an adjective by adding -ed ("candy-assed"). Frequently heard in the military.
"He was too much of a candy ass to do a hundred push-ups and run ten miles before breakfast."