A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hot guy with nothing better to do that sit in his room and chat on the internet all day.
Capn what did you do today?
Nothing. (litteraly)
Really?
Yeah, just chatting with some of the guys that's all.
The cereal Capn' Crunch with spiced rum Captain Morgan instead of milk. Crunch Berries are optional. This is also known as the white person version of pouring a 40 oz in your cereal.
I was having a bowl of Capn' and Captain so they didn't let me drive home.
an acronym, it stands for Controling Asshole Polish Nazi.
It is used as a nick name for one person and one person only, all others are imposters.
CAPN was being an asshole last night. Everything anybody did had to be under his control. I can't stand him, that nazi pole.
a tasty cereal which leaves joy and happiness inside your mouth.
That Capn' Crunch was off da hook.
A extremely weird person who likes to lick penis and shove his feet up his asshole
Clint salter is a capn crint...
Hot pirate capn from the hit game floatus
Bro I just saw capn floatus im busti