A fork of Rural Dictionary
Carvaggio is defined in one word: Badass.
Son of a bitch was the most bitchin' painter around 1600 A.D., and he brawled his way around Italy.
He was so badass, the Pope fucking pardoned him for killing some dude in a bar, just so he could come back to Rome (he had been on the run) and paint for some Renaissance-era Christian mercenaries/pirates who just so happened to love epic art.
Damn, son. Damn.
Art student: Professor, who was the guy who painted multiple grotesque beheadings SO BEAUTIFULLY?
Art professor: You must be referring to Caravaggio. *does not try to hide gleam of admiration in eyes* Damn, he was a badass.
no doofus, he was an artist. read the whole banner ad, it's talking about not enough art being in our schools.
when people think caravaggio is a guy from the sopranos, there's not enough art in our schools. blah blah, give us money.
A fucking retard who can't write for shit and has retarded fucked up ears that make him look like a donkey. He even has a song about it.
Chingity ching eeeeh uhhh eeeeh uhhh itz domenic the donkey...chingity ching eeeeh uhhh eeeeh uhhh the italian christmas donkey
No idea, seen him in a banner ad on this site... Is he on the sopranos?
Last night I was watching sopranos and caravaggio made a guest appearance
some1 is is really stupid and retarded and has bigger ears than his head that make him look like hes a donkey.
A song about him: CHINGITY CHING EEEH UH EEEH UH ITZ DOMENIC THE DONKEY CHINGITY CHING EEEH UH EEEH UH THE ITALIAN CHRISTMAS DONKEY....download it.."Dominic the Donkey"