A fork of Rural Dictionary
The smallest little shit hole in North Dakota, 30miles away from real civilization, and dictated by farmers. The winter months are at a comfortable -10°F most days. The most unlikely place you'll ever go to and brag about it.
"Have you ever heard of a little place called Carpio?"
1. A drink or concoction of unknown origin, usually just made up on the spot to confuse people.
2. An acutal libation made with cranberry juice, gin and triple sec. Named after its creator, Pedro Del Carpio
That fool Dan Najera just started tending bar over at the Ass Bandit, so me and a few friends went down there and ordered some Flaming Carrots and fizzy vulvas. You know, some Del Carpios just to mess with him.
She's a little fishy in the sea who's got a plan to see, always treasure her for you see if you can find her heart, you'll never regret it, for you see she's very sweet, cute, and bubbly.
If you find her try to be upfront and honest and if you make her your friend you'll never lose her.
Definitely a cutie always and sometimes a little shy.
Senora Carpio esta muy hermosa y la amo.