A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A plural for carp, which is a fish often used in ceremonial and ornamental displays. It is widely believed to have been cultivated in Japan and China. 2. One who has an unsavory personality. 3. Slang for an umbrella.
"You ate my carps! You ATE MY CARPS!!" "Man, he's such a carp." "Hand me those carps, will you? It's raining outside."
An alternate name to the fast growing dice game "Craps" which involves betting money head to head against your friends. This name came about through speech impediments of certain players and was more widely adapted than the original, to give the game more of its own individuality from the actual casino game. The game of carps is simple. Each participant puts down a dollar or more to wager. The player in control rolls two dice. If on the first try the sum of the dice is 2, 3, or 12, the roller automatically loses and the challenger gains his money. If a 7 or 11 is rolled on the first roll only, the roller wins the challengers money automatically. If any other number is rolled, that number becomes the "Point". The roller must then continue rolling the dice until he or she rolls the "Point" number or a 7. If he or she rolls a point number, the roller takes the challengers money. If he or she rolls a 7, the challenger takes the rollers money and then gains control of the dice. Other people are also allowed to bet eachother on who they think will win.
Jimmy: Who wants to play carps? Monica: Carps?!? I'm in. *Slaps down a single* Tony: I'm putting a dollar on Monica. Jimmy: Alright, I'll cover you both!*rolls dice*
Danny: I want to ask Carol to the dance, but I'm too nervous Tod: Carpe carp dude!
1) Someone who is not at all sus. 2) True, rather than false -- i.e., "Carp" is the opposite of "cap."
"Carp's not sus, unlike Gurcsik, who may be sus." "OK, class, let's go over these 'Carp or cap' questions..."
To throw up because of alcohol. From the Latin "carpe dium" meaning to seize the day. Whenever you carpe, you probably had a fun night (seized the day).
Man, I had way too much to drink tonight. I think I'm going to carpe. Aww. She carped all over the hallway. I carped last time I played Edward 40 Hands.
A sex move derived from the shocker/barracuda: Instead of two in the pink, one in the stink, you put two fingers in the anus (pinky and ring finger) and one in the vagina (index finger). Named after the carp because it is a bottom-dweller.
"Betty was satisfied with the barracuda but feels more 'full' after the carp" "To everyone's enjoyment free carps were being handed out"