Country Dictionary

A mythical internet superpower and legendary mashup/remix artist of epic proportions. He/she works exclusively with songs by blink-182, Angels and Airwaves and +44, and is known to have released approximately 10 songs, including Should I?, Forever and After and Do it for the Kids.

Dude, have you gotten that Do it for the Kids album? It has a shitload of Carv! songs.

Epic internet uberossity. Totally pwns the shit out of life. Not to be fucked with. Maintains the order of the universe.

Damn, Carv bant me again, and there's nothing I can do about it!

Displaying a particularly muscular physique, similar to that of Hugh Jackman; Possessing the extremities of both muscle mass and definition.

Tim: Dude! Arnold Schwarzenegger was totally jacked!

Spencer: No he's more than jacked. He's carved.

To carve a line in the snow while snowboarding or skiing with the edge of your board/skis.

Did you see that sweet line Billy just carved?

The proper technique for snowboarding. Involves descending in a relatively straight path by transitioning from toeside to heelside in a quick and fluid manner.

Yelling from the chairlift: Look at Snowflake, that fool can't carve to save his life. All he can do is the falling leaf!

to whoop someones ass

Oh man you just carved him up

to blow MAJOR dick

"yo bruh saw mackenna the other night... you think she carves?"
"due she TOTALLY carves"