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Ever simped over a catboy? It's a dangerous game.
To find a true "catboy" is extremely rare and unlikely. "Catboy" refers to his extraordinary character and behavior. Such phenomena occur during teenage years and can last indefinitely. First of all, some key facts about the Catboy guy: A catboy takes over 'unconsciously' the behavior, traits and gestures of an ordinary house cat. Since cats are generally considered feminine, the catboy usually automatically falls into the role of the playful gay boy, which is completely unfounded. But, in the later process, the boy and the cat struggle for supremacy in their own body. In only 20% (5 persons) the boy finally prevails himself. But that does not mean anything bad, because catboys seem to be quite taken with their sexy, feminine side and then usually volunteer. Rather, the boy even enjoys his new qualities and is often willing to give up his masculinity. Catboys have attributes that usually distinguish them from the rest, making them unique, sexy and wild. Catboys are confusing. When the cat tries to contradict the boy. Therefore, one quickly gets into contradictions. The boy who tries, for example, to win the favor of his future, is deceived by his inner pussy. Because the kitty wants to be fought over, the kitty does not want to have to get her paws dirty. So, that also shows the clothing style. Catboys often dress more feminine, for the reason that the cat is arrogant. "What you can do with boys, I can too ...", or "I'm just as desirable as you girls."
My friend's a hell of a catboy ...
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Ever simped over a catboy? It's a dangerous game.
Also known as groyper molester or Nick Fuentes owner. A ravisher of booty. A connoisseur of bussy.
Nick went on a 10 hours date with some weirdo catboy dude that sucks on horse dildos online for a living.
A teenager without a father figure
Person 1: I'm a catboy
Person 2: Poor creature
A boy who has many cats and constantly talks about them like they're people and also posts videos of said cats on Snapchat or Instagram. They also refer to them with girlfriend like pet names such as: "naughty girl", "sweetheart" and "love muffin". They're profoundly unusual and make you feel kind of ill when in presence of them for too long.
"Ew, I saw Aaron giggling like a horny 40 year old wine mom whilst trying to lick Mr Snuggles' fur clean last night. He's such a Catboy"