A fork of Rural Dictionary
A weeabo ass kid who owns plenty of cats and likes to adore them. Oh wait not adore, fuck, he likes to fuck them. It's another word for beastiality... Dogpersons are better than catpersons.
Fucking catpersons have been here again with their furry as costumes
When you really like cats, so much you would buy all the cats in the world. You might just marry one, and have cat-human-babies. You will live the nicw white picket fence life. And have lots of sex.
A: That is a cute cat!
B: I am going to fuck it.
A: you are such a catperson
noun
1. An individual whose personal details and life events are used without credit or permission by an author to create a story or work of ostensible fiction.
verb
2. To use an individual's personal details and life events without credit or permission to create a story or work of ostensible fiction.
"Have you read XYZ's new novel? They totally catpersoned you!"