A fork of Rural Dictionary
a misconcepion of the word, chode , by the nasty skank bus driver. not to be confused with chad, the homo who dropped it like its hot.....
will chaude and bob on my nob, please, report to the office!
wherein the length of the male genetalia is infact of greater width than length. A real chaud, should one be so unlucky as to see one, looks remakably similiar to a hockey puck or a miniture tractor tire. Those suffering from an inwardly collapsing scrotom, must take careful measures to keep their chaud syndrome in balance. I recommend atleast 3 tablespoons of confectionary sugar daily, and as much crystal meth as one can get one's hands upon
Wow, I smoked too much meth today.
hot, the opposite of being cold
your girlfriend is tres chaud