A fork of Rural Dictionary
A nobody that thinks they are somebody.
After I called Paul a CheeseDick he grew very angry.
Trying to make a cheesy joke in class, when in reality the joke isn't anywhere near funny and the person is being a complete dick.
Dr. Bowling tried to make a cheesy joke in class today and no one laughed at it because in reality he was just being a cheesedick.
A person who does not wash his penis often, and so provides a breeding ground for smegma loving bacteria, hence the cheese.
Can also be used to describe:
Estate Agents
Recruitment Consultants
Most politicians.
Terry has become an I.T. employment agent, what a cheesedick!
verb - To spend all of one's time with their girlfriend thus neglecting their friends. To increasingly blow off your crew to engage in meaningless activities such as pillow talk, excessive cuddling/sex or other related actions.
Bro- Hey where's Dennis ?
Other Bro - He's with his new girlfriend...Again.
Bro- Man, I havent seen him in weeks...
Other Bro- Yeah, his cheesedicking knows no bounds
Cheesedicks refers to people whose motto could be described as "Take everything that you can." These are people that are focused on their needs alone and disregard the feelings and needs of others.
The "cheese" in cheesedicks refers to the cheesy sebaceous matter found between the glans penis and the foreskin in males and the clitoral hood and clitoris in females.
Can be used interchangeably with douches, asshats and dicks.
Those guys at Comcast are some serious cheesedicks.
Why are those cheesedicks blocking bit torrents?
I wish I didn't have to do business with those cheesedicks.
An imbecilic individual, usually a male person, who generally does not lack in mental prowess but is sorely lacking in charisma and the social skill necessary to apply his intellect in a useful, practical or agreeable manner. His lack of a sense of timing and appropriate behavior is only exceeded by the fact that he is oblivious to his condition, causing him to often assert and insert himself where he has no business. To make matters worse, he firmly believes that he is one of the coolest people on the planet. This makes him one of the most annoying creatures on earth and thus has earns him the title, CHEESE-DICK!
Wankleferd was sounding off in the meeting again today and jamming his nose up the bosses ass...what a cheesedick!
A shitty driver with Wisconsin plates, who usually drives in the left lane despite not going fast enough to pass other drivers travelling in the right lane. Usually found on I-94.
Move your ass you cheesedick!
Shit or get off the pot you fucking cheesedick!