A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone is so dumb words don't penetrate them.
He is a total Cheesehead
n. 1. An avid fan of the Green Bay Packers. 2. A native of Wisconsin. 3. An avid fan or follower of the jam band known as the String Cheese Incident.
Barry's such a Cheesehead that he bought season tickets in the nosebleed section. Larry abandoned his Chicago roots to go off with his wife and be a Cheesehead. Terry's such a Cheesehead that he has 500 hours of live SCI on tape and CD-R.
A resident of the state of Wisconsin who participates in local traditions such as: -Driving under the speed limit in the fast lane -Placing a large wedge of cheese on one's head as to comply with local fashion -Cheering for the most hated NFL team, the Green Bay Packers -Complaining about the "FIBs" invading their towns and then rolling in all the cash the tourists bring -Attending the local polka party -Giving the finger to an out-of-stater for cutting them off and then doing the exact same thing to another person -Complaining about how fast Illinoisans and Minnesotans drive when in Wisconsin, and then driving just as fast when in those states -Eating the same dinner every night: A brat, some cheese, and a Miller Lite -Cutting someone off just because they're from Illinois and then complaining when they get the finger for it
Cheeshead: Theese FIBs are invading our town! I wish they would go home! (CHICAGOANS GO HOME) Cheesehead: Man, buisness has really been down lately! I'm going to buy an ad on WGN to get some people to come up here! (Repeat cycle) ------------------- Cheesehead: Why were you going so fast back there? Chicagoan: I hadn't even accelerated yet. I was going 40 in a 55. Cheesehead: Well, dontyaknow that's a little bit too fast! Go back to your home state and drive those speeds if you want!
Resident Wisconsin slave for hard working Illinois patrons. Usually entertain hard working people from Chicago with their country charm. A cheesehead consumes considerable volumes of beer and cheese. A cheesehead cannot stay within a highway lane unless he or she was prepped with at least a 6 pack of Wisconsin beer.
1. Let's get away from the grind for a while and go see the Cheeseheads. 2. Look at that Cheesehead driver!
To mouth-fuck a cheese sculpture.
Jimbo went to the Wisconsin Stae Fair and got some cheesehead.
Person One: "Dude, I was rolling BALLS last night." Person Two: "You are such a cheesehead."