A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cheeseman (chee-z ma-an) noun
This word is generally used to describe an insincer, cheesy shyster. A greasy kinda guy with a used car salesman vibe.
OMG don't fall for that. He is Cheeseman!
Noun, Adj;
Self styled Del boy and general lunatic that makes a living buying cardboard, conning single mums out of retro games/consoles and marking them up tenfold on wherever he isn't banned from.
In recent months, 'doing a Cheeseman' has come to generalise someone who has totally unrealistic pricing on stuff they are selling.
1.Guy on Facebook has a sealed Mariokart and wants three grand for it.
2. Lol, wasn't Cheeseman was it ?
A girl that no one finds attractive except for you. All true bros have a cheeseman. You cannot make fun of a bro for his cheeseman, as it is not a choice.
Bro 1: Damn bro, I would totally hit that.
Bro 2: Are you kidding me bro? She's a freaking grenade.
Bro 1: I can't help it bro, she's my cheeseman.
Bro 2: Oh, it's cool then.
A "Cheeseman" is a person or object with the ability to only inspire polar extremes of emotion from people around them/it i.e. Extreme rage or extreme love
The person or object usually comes from the london area.
I was going to rip off your nuts, but now i just wanna hug you...you are such a damn cheeseman!!
A faggot with a fondness for buttplugs
That Cheeseman has a butt plug in his ass
It’s basically a 80s chad he’s the loudest fastest talking retard at the party but he grabs your attention and your moms tits, he always fucks the hardest
That’s definitely a cheeseman his mullet fucks hard