A fork of Rural Dictionary
To chemp - to experience the sensational feeling when entering a woman.
I chemped last night.
Chemping is the best feeling in the world.
That was some top quality chempage.
A person who has the stereotypical "crack-head" voice. Can often be found asking for 27p for the bus to get to the hospital to see their "dying mother".
There's another chemp up ahead, just don't make eye contact.
To vent frustration by riffing creatively about a situation. This is not the same as kvetching or bitching, though it is a form of complaining. A good chemp is funny. The person or people who chemp or listen to a chemp walk away feeling that the situation still sucks, but at least they can laugh about it.
"Yes, I know the IT department is a black hole. I just didn't realize that I could pick up the phone, dial the IT department, and experience first-hand the joy of talking to an incoherent piece of quantum string. I didn't realize that when unobserved they are alive and dead simultaneously, like Schrödinger's cat. And I did not know that attempts to manage them or check on their progress resulted in a perfect example of the Quantum Zeno effect."
It was ok when you were chemping, but now you're just bitching.
A body of liquid or small puddle of mysterious and uncertian contents.
1. Eric you have some chemp on the corner of your mouth.
2. Scott noticed a disgusting puddle of chemp in the corner of the mens bathroom at the truck stop.