A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun: Female breasts. Derived from the male word "testicles'".
1) While playing softball, the woman playing third took a line drive right in the chesticles.
2) My your chesticles look lovely today.
Person 1: you suck balls
Person 2: no I suck chesticles
Person 1: what are chesticles?
Person 2: balls on your chest
A humorous parody of a male's testicles, Chesticles are an alternate name for a female's tits.
Man that babe had the hugest pair of chesticles i've ever seen!
Breasts or boobs. A slang term used when trying to appear funny or clever. Is a play on words stating that they are equivalent to the male reproductive parts, the balls.
Her chesticles jiggled as she ran
Dude, did you see that guy's chesticles!!! They're bigger than my Mom's!!
The official way to meanly say man-boobs
Fat Bully: Hah! four eyes you've got a mangina
Nerd: Sticks and stones may break my bones but your chesticles will shurly suffocate me
Alternative descriptive term for a ladys breasts.
boobs tits breasts jugs melons rack
Tom: Check out her rack Paul!
Phil:Thats a nice set of boobs eh?
Paul: Yup, THATS a nice pair of Chesticles!