A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. The savior of cheese; he was crucified on a cracker for the sins of all dairy products
2. Jesus pronounced in a weird accent
Guy 1: Damn, these nachos are fucking good!
Guy 2: Hey, you better thank Chesus for those
Guy 1: Why? He didn't die for MY sins.
Guy 2: Yeah, but with out him, all dairy products would be burning in hell.
Guy 1: Chesus Christ, get off my back!
Can be an insult or a compliment take your pick it’s a real guessing game