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Chia Seed

The average white, vegan, school shooter, cross-country runner.

GARY STOP BEING SUCH A CHIA SEED MUNCHER

by Chia Monster March 16, 2023

chia seed

A Chia Seed is a person who has no grammar-sense and misspells things a lot.

That must be a Chia Seed - they're misspelling everything.

by Basil Chicken September 19, 2020

chia seeds

Seed of the salvia hispanica (chia) plant.

Ray Sulak eats chia seeds to fuel his endurance runs.

by AugmentedCactus September 30, 2010