A fork of Rural Dictionary
to impregnate a or planning the seed on your gf or some random hoe. It could be done illegitimately or legitimately.
Alfred:Yo bra guess what?I just seeded my girlfriend Candy!She has no choice but to marry me now! Adrian:That's just awesome bra. But, I did something much more awesome than you. I seeded the black girl Monique, ima have a black kid to play for the NBA biatch!! Alfred:Dude, that's just gross.
A seedy old man. Typically with greasy hair and a thin mustache, a seed is a sketchy man that likes to creep on people.
The seed on the bus stared at me all the way home, I was terrified.
Someone who exhibits 'seedy' behavior, or presents themselves in a sordid demeanor.
"Ugh did you hear about James Franco?" "Yeah, he's such a seed." "The black outfit in Spider-Man 3 turned Peter Parker into a massive seed."
A combination of an obese pile of shit, an enraged gamer, and a friendless loser. A Loser of losers.
Quit acting like such a seed kyle! Look at those fat seeds playing with their gameboys.
Some one who can't hold it together in public or around hotties. Usually to hyper to cope with and tells awkward and boring stories about his or her "awesome" life... Downtown Windsor promoters or guidos are seeds.
person A: Yo broski check out my sweet due person B: Don't be a seed...