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Chili Dogging

When a man or woman wakes their boyfriend or shemale partner up by taking a wet sloppy dump all over their dick.

Example: Craig was tired of his realtionship going no where with his boyfriend so one day he took it upon himself to wake him by making a sloppy mess of his gentalia by unloading his wet, sloppy, hot, and spicy chili pile all over his cock. Craig's Chili masked his cock with a stinky, musky, wretched, arousing, scent. Then Craig's boyfriend Matt awoke and said what the fuck Craig?! What is it Matt aren't you hungry for "Chili Dogs"? Well... I do like me some good ol' fashionable "Chili Dogging" Matt exclaimed.

by ThefriendlyTaco May 03, 2017

Chili dog

Possibly the best concession ever invented, consisting of your ordinary hot dog or smokie, except you add a chili that has nothing but the meat and sauce. Grated cheese or cheese sauce is optional.

I love the chili dog and i hate how Urbandictionary is good at ruining my snack.

by Flash Dude November 19, 2011

chili dog

When a girl shits on a guys dick then he stick's it in her ass the shit is the chili the dick is the dog and the ass is the bun!

Keirsten gave Chad a chili dog last night and he gave her a creampie afterwards!

by SlopNChop June 03, 2016

chili dog

The act of shitting a females chest and proceding to titty fuck her.

50 Cent is such a skank. Why's he always chili dog his moma?

by Anonymous March 09, 2003

chili dog

A disturbing type of scatology in which a man defecates between a womans breasts and then procedes to tit fuck using the waste as a lubricant. The penis is the hot dog the shit the chili and of course the breasts are the buns. chili scat shit

I performed a chili dog with this fat chick with huge tits yesterday. How was it? Lets just say the best part of the experience was the smell, well atleast it wasn't my bed.

by Kendall March 08, 2005

chili dogging

When you are tit fucking a girl and you take a dump on her chest to provide lubricant. The resulting penis covered in excrement between her tits resembles a disgusting chili dog.

Sharon wanted to get a little freaky last night, so I went chili dogging.

by Jason Myers January 21, 2004

The Chili Dog

When you take a hot dump on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.

who wants to eat this chili dog?

by horny bastard April 03, 2005