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Chocodile

The greatest snack you'll ever eat in your entire life. Doctors and sexual philosophers have performed tests showing that the pleasure of eating one chocodile is equal to that of a massive orgasm.

First person eating chocodile- "This chocodile is amazing" Second person eating chocodile- "It is the best thing ever" Person finished with chocodile- "I think I just came..."

by Sir Hymen Buster June 14, 2008

Chocodile

A large, heavy set black woman, who displays a ferocious sexual appetite for members of the opposite sex. Chocodiles will often be seen unsuccessfully trying to seduce African American males; resulting in feelings of abandonment, overeating, and a strong dislike of white women.

Monique is a chocodile.

by idgafcal July 05, 2011

Chocodiles

They are the rare-to-find yet quite tasty Chocolate covered twinkies that are made by Hostess.

by res531 October 06, 2003

chocodile

A difficult maneuver that requires both patience and planning, the chocodile is not for the faint of heart. One must first collect, through unspeakable means, a generous amount of healthy fecal matter. Said feces must then be transferred into a large heavy duty condom such as magnum. Complete product must then be stored in the freezer for no less than three hours. Upon removal, firm poopsicle is then inserted into any expectant orifice to the delight of everyone.

That chocodile butt plug was the best!

by *samIam* January 04, 2008

Chocodiles

Exclamation most commonly used while under the influence to describe the amazing taste of food or drink.

After consuming illegal substances, Paul declared that his chicken sandwich was "Chocodiles." Origin: American Dad Roger: "Haley, these Chocodiles, Oh my God. These Chocodiles, Oh my God. Oh my God, Haley, these Chocodiles."

by Paul Cakes January 02, 2006

chocodile

a turd the measurements of at least 10 inches or larger.

Damn, I left the biggest chocodile in the toilet.

by Tasia January 25, 2007

Chocodiles

1. Chocolate crocodiles as in a chocolate candy molded in the shape of a crocodile. This reference is used in lyrics for the song "Disseminated" by Soul Coughing.

"Thud on top, I ate the chocodile. "

by cindy April 08, 2003