A fork of Rural Dictionary
Having a particularly dirty anal sex setion and then ejaculating into the anus. The penis or ejaculating dildo should have fecal matter on the surface and the ejaculate should be contained in the anus with only a dollop on the out side.
I thaught she had an enima but when I ended up with a the Chocolate Eclair I knew differently.
Having a shit in someones laptop then closing the lid so that it squidges out the bottom
i am going to give you a chocolate eclair if you carry on
When a white gay man lays on his back, lifts his butt up in the air, and spreads his legs, and then a black gay man puts his penis on top of the white man's penis, and they both ejaculate at the same time. The white man's penis is the dough of the eclair, the black man is the chocolate on top, and their semen is the cream inside.
Robert and Giovanni made a chocolate eclair
When you are doing anal and right before the man ejaculates he removes his penis. Now gives himself self succ to enjoy and "chocolate" and "cream" covered eclair.
Oh boy I can't wait to head to the girlfriends house tonight! She is gonna let me eat my own chocolate eclair.
When engaged in foreplay, a woman defecates in her hand and gives the man a hand job.
Due to her knowledge of John's fecal preoccupation, Cindy gave him a Chocolate Eclair.
Chocolate Eclair is when you bust in a girls face the right after that you procede to take a shit on her face and then mix the cum in with the shit and you have yourself a chocolate eclair
She just got a chocolate eclair and she liked it.
When a man, (on a high fibre diet) lays down a huge log, then jizzes on it. He then feeds it to a woman in a "here comes the choo choo train manner"
"me and Karen wer getiing wild last nite, but when i tried to chocolate eclair her she lost the plot and smacked me upside the head"