Country Dictionary

A penis that is Wider than it is tall.

Dude, look at that choder! its wider than it is tall!

A chode boner

“I pulled down his pants last night and he totally had a choder!”

A person who is short, fat and a dick head.

My boss is such a choder, he's probably fatter than he is wide.

Someone who is fat and short. Usually people who have bastard children.

Tim is such a fucking choder.

a man who puts deodorant on his penis and around it, to mask ballsac odor.

He was so nervous he was wearing choderant.

a short fat penis

An offensive term used for someone with a shortcoming or disability that overcompensates for their lack of fuctional use for society (i.e. a pigeon-toed little person with a Napoleon complex).

Jon: "Why is Derrick acting like such a prick today?" Albert: "I dunno. But corporate was here last week and chewed him out pretty good." Jon: "Still...that's not a good enough reason to be a choder about it."