A fork of Rural Dictionary
A really horrible band that a boy named Loren decided to form
"Jeez, Loren's band Chodus really sucks!"
A chodus is when a dick is short and fat and chubby. Normally it gets stuck in the fanny hole and cannot come back out. Usually special operation is needed.
I have a chodus and it got stuck last time, i had to cut it off and buy a fake one.