Country Dictionary

Chompy is a term of endearment used to refer to a large,passive,loyal and extremely good looking species of the canidae family or Dog.

'Oh! look at the beautiful,handsome Chompy.Can l pat him?'
'Yes.Everyone says that about my Dog.Be carefull he will lick you to death'.

Silly, humourous slang word for "dog poo".

"Mind the chompy."
"Watch out, there's lots of chompy down this alley."

"Oh god! Coco's done a massive chompy in the kitchen!"

A very retarded person. Used as an adjective to describe someone that is so slow, that someone with the downs can beat them to the punchline.

She didnt get the joke, what a chompy...

Something that sounds like it would hurt quite a bit... mentioned in The Fairly Oddparents

Cosmo: What's a chompy? Does it hurt?

very cool

wow that store is very chompy

cool

That’s so chompy!

The process of eating a biscuit (particularly Hob-Nobs) badly creating a large quantity of crumbs and making everyone else in the room feel sick. This also applies to the consumption of sandwiches and is particularly relevant where the sandwich contains mayonnaise. 28_F 451_.

Morris is a chompy cunt.