A fork of Rural Dictionary
A light-strewn tree used as part of an arcane ritual to summon the immortal creature known as Santa.
If you cut down a Christmas tree Team Trees AND Santa will come for you.
When a fat woman's inner thighs rub together causing the loose fitting shorts to ride up into her crotch.
The result is a shape of a christmas tree. High up top, tapering down and out.
The typical reaction is to point it out to your friends and start singing a custom version of the holiday classic, Oh, Christmas Tree, so only the people you are with can hear it.
Check out that fat chick in front of us.... Oh, Christmas Tree, Oh, Christmas Tree A big hairy star sits on to of thee.
An evergreen tree, cut at the bottom and put in a stand so it won't fall over, and decorated with silver and gold to celebrate Jesus Christ's birthday (December 25).
We have lots of fun setting up and decorating the Christmas Tree each year, just like in Jeremiah chapter 10.
Or when you want to hurry up and get a multiple choice test over with and you don't care about the grade. Same as abacadaba
"How did you do on the test"
"I just chrismas tree'd it"
Term used for marijuana after thanksgiving and before easter.
After I got my christmas trees, I rolled a Philly that could'a got the entire neighborhood high!
a pine tree that you put in your house on christmas hovering between life and death until your brats open their presents and you throw the tree out. You then find pine needles all over the house for 6 months.
I always buy a cheap (christmas) tree.
The dashboard of a poorly maintained vehicle when several warning lights are flashing.
Dude, you better check the engine cuz your dash is lit up like a christmas tree.