A fork of Rural Dictionary
Adjective to describe dirty old man like features on a person such as, wrinkles, crust and clefts in the skin. People can also have a chumley voice, say if it is squeaky or husky and slurred. If a person wears a wig and makes it obvious that they are wearing a wig by changing it every few minutes, they are also described as a chumley character.
'eurgh!, that guy's extremely chumley over there.' 'oh no! he sounds very chumley!'
The occurance of a female defecating in a male's ear.
She gave me the best chumley ever last night.
Noun 1)A fat obnoxious walrus like idiot who shows up univited to gatherings and needs to bathe and read a book 2) a fat blowhard. 3) The sexual act of a man sticking his testes into a body of water while his partner blows bubbles in the water
Great! The Chumleys are here! Road trip to Denys!
when your testicles are placed into glass of water with a straw while your girlfriend or wife blows on the straw sending bubbles up and around the scrotum.
Wow, that chumley feels the same as when i fart in the bath tub.