A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who engages in the act of chutching (masturbation while crying)
Tom is such a fucking chutch. All he does is bitch and moan.
A name given to a cousin you work with in the field of construction. Usually younger, perhaps an apprentice. Must be an actual relative.
Hey Chutch, we need some more lumber over here, if u ever come out of that port-a-potty! And a box of nails!
A Guatemalan style of masturbation usually derived from the lack of friends, the lack of self esteem, or the knowledge that you are going no where in life. seen most commonly in individuals with names beginning with "P". always results in tears being shed, ejaculation is never achieved.
that guatemalan looks like he just got done chutching. his eyes are all watery and he has a distinct look of dissatisfaction
The act of masturbating in front of a mirror while crying. The mirror is essential to creating the appropriate levels of self loathing required to bring forth tears.
Simon didn't know whether to use his last tissue to wipe his tears, or the spunk that was sliding down the mirror after his latest chutching session.
something that is banging or awesome
Your brother's ghetto car is chutch.