Country Dictionary

The only phallic shaped object you can put in your mouth and look even manlier.

He earned his man card lookin' bad ass with that cigar.

The most badass thing you can put in your mouth.

It took me 3 minutes trying to think of an example before writing this.

A cigar is a bundle of tightly rolled dried and fermented tobacco. There are many different sizes and shapes, known as the "vitola". The most common shape is the "Corona", known also as a "Parejo".

"I will have a Montecristo No.7 cigar please".

1. The object niggas use to look cool
2. A finished lollipop that has smoke coming out on the other end
3. The ultimate object that puts you on trigger
4. The object people need to suicide
5. The No1 thing people waste their money on

Chad: Guess what, people vape now

Joe: Really?
Chad: Yeah, bust me a cigar, I ran out
Joe: Nah mine is gone too man
They see a vape on the floor
Chad: MINE
Joe: MINE
Joe wins because he just smoked a cigar. He is on crack.

A breath freshener for someone who eats shit

DJ Eats so much shit he smokes cigars to make his breath smell better

The most badass manliest instrument a person can smoke or something to do when you got an hour to kill. It gets you buzzed and lightheaded.
Also can be a huge crap you took after a night of drinking.

The cigar shit I had last night while smoking a cigar was the size fricken the size of a Churchill!

The term for a posh homosexual
Often male

"Ethan is a cigar"