A fork of Rural Dictionary
When an upper-classman dates a younger female at a school. "Clarkers" will usually have a string of failed relationships that only lasted for a few weeks. Those who clark usually do so because they are infamous around school and no girls in their grade want to date them, it is because of this the clarker usually takes advantage of the newer girl's ignorance pertaining to who the clarker really is. The bigger the age difference between the clarker and the victim, the more pathetic it becomes (ie a junior dating a freshman is worse than a sophmore dating a freshman) Someone is not clarking if they have been dating the younger girl for more than 6 months, or if they have only clarked once.
Person 1: "Dude Josh was picking his nose in class again." Person 2: "The guy who shit himself in math last year?" Person 1: "Yeah! I heard he has another freshman girlfriend this year." Person 2: "Probably because she doesn't know how gross he is." Person 1: "Poor girl doesn't even realize she's a victim of clarking." Person 2: "Wait wasn't he with Taleene last week?"
When arguing online with a complete stranger, defending a meme and getting sexual pleasure from the recipient.
Man that guy is clarking it on Facebook today, it was only a meme.
Losing all your money at the casino. Not knowing when to quit. Like Clark Griswald in Vegas Vacation.
Man, the tables took everything. Yup, I saw you Clarking it big time.
Being in a state of such utter intoxication, that you are a mere heartbeat away from overdosing. Usually involves complete unresponsiveness, lazy eyes and/or extreme nodding out.
A: "check out travis over there!" B: "i know! he's clarking hard and he spilled bong water all over!"
Although he denies it quite a lot, Clark is a nice and intelligent man who does not care what anyone thinks. And he will back you up no matter what. Clark is a man who is not afraid to speak his mind,even at the worst time, but anyone who is lucky enough to know this kind, smart, handsome, and a little narcissistic man should be EXTREMELY thankful for him.
"Clark is so kind" "Yeah, I wish Clark was my boyfriend"
A girl who cares. Who know how to love. No matter what you said and no matter what you've done she will always love you no matter what
Clarke is such a good friend!