A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Claud is a giant cock or penis.
He pulled out his fucking claud and gave it to her all night long.
The unexpected visitor that you wake up to find on your sofa.
Why is there a claud in my living room?
The most sexiest guy in the world, with an out of this world personality
It has to be claude, there is no other explanation
1. A man who longs to purge the world of vice and sin.
2. A man who sees corruption everywhere except within.
3. A man of whom is usually lustful over girls named Esmeralda.
4. A very attractive old man.
5. An old man who is probably closeted gay.
6. A man who has a habit of singing Hellfire
7. A man who lovingly called you an unholy Demon.
1. “look lads it’s Claude, hide the women and the girls”
2. “it’s Claude he’s a very biased little git”
3. “Claude is Daddy”
The coolest fucking sheep you'll ever meet.
Guy 1: yo, have you seen Claude?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's the plushiest mother fucker I know.