Country Dictionary

n. A stray pubic hair found in a place where pubic hair generally is not located.

I guess I don't mind finding a clemons on a urinal, 'cause it's normal for them to be there. But when I find them on the sink, I start to wonder what went down.

1. Is the act of a man performing oral sex on another man while he is farting.

John: My friend Cody gave me the best Clemons last night

Beyond maximum homosexuality.

The gay pride parade is clemon.

An oversized mouse anus

This clemon isn't appropriate office decor.

a euphemism for blowjob

There was an outbreak of oral gonnoreah in the middle schools in my town during the mid nineties. Bill Clinton said that oral sex wasnt sex so all the jb whores started giving out clemons like they were candi on halloween.

an odd cross between a cat and a lemon

guess what...CLEMON IS SKINNY!

A legendary saxophonist who died on june, 18th 2011 due to a stroke. Clarence is most known for playing with Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band but also has played with Lady Gaga, Temple of Soul and Jackson Browne to name a few. R.I.P Clarence, you will never be forgotten.

I saw Bruce 'n' the band in Stockholm 2 years ago and they played Jungleland! Clarence Clemons nailed the solo perfect!