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Clems

Geordie slang Generic adjective used to denote male or female sexual body parts, usually the testicles.

Bugger me, it's hot enough in here to boil yer clems! Stop whining or I'll kick you in the clems.

by Crimson Queen July 19, 2008

Clems

Only the most amazing delicious awesome chicken place this side of Kentucky. Located on the main drag of Newtown in Sydney, Australia. This place is regularly talked about and hashtagged, especially on the Facebook page Newtown 2042. It's so good that not even another chicken shop charging $5 for a burger, chips and a drink could even compete.

Whats for dinner? CLEMS! DONE!

by wraith00 April 11, 2017

Clem

Grakata

Clem: Grakata? Darvo: No Clem they don't have your Grakata

by DemonDolphin July 02, 2018

Clem

A unit of weight

Your head must be at least twenty clem.

by Headsy6 September 24, 2017

Clemmed

Starved Used in Elizabeth Gaskell's, 19th century novel about life in industrial Manchester, entitled 'Mary Barton'.

She took the bread, when it was put into her hand, and broke a bit, but could not eat. She was past hunger. She fell down on the floor with a heavy unresisting bang. The men looked puzzled. "She's wellnigh clemmed," said Barton. "Folk do say one mustn't give clemmed people much to eat; but, bless us, she'll eat nought."

by Nick Wilkinson March 08, 2006

Clem

Clem is the most incredible person ever. If you know Clem then you are one lucky human. They have such pretty eyes and their smile brings you so much joy and their laughter. Oh my god their laughter makes u fall in love every time you hear it. Clem is the kindest most caring person you will ever meet. Once you have them, never let them go. Loving them is like breathing. You can’t stop. They are so smart and so funny and you instantly feel so much better when they are around. You feel safe. Never make them feel like they aren’t important. Never make them feel alone. Don’t ever leave them. You don’t know what you are giving up on. Clem is stylish. Clem is so pretty. They are the best person that you will ever meet. Love them the way they deserve. Which is with affection and support through their good days and their bad days. Don’t ever be a reason they struggle to love. Literally Clem is so amazing and is so pretty.

“Wow Clem is so pretty.” Jakob gasped “You’re a simp.” Responses Abrona

by Jakob B April 29, 2021

The Clem

Another name for Chlamydia.

Yeah, that bitch didn't tell me she had the Clem!

by Grandma Pewterpants November 02, 2009