A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a girl wheres her pants so tight that you mistake her clit for a dick.
Dude1 "Did you see that chick"
Dude2 " ya she had a total Clitordick"
To have a clitoris of at least 3 inches of length or longer and under scrutiny seems to be penial in shape.
Yo dude I was about to go down on this girl last night when she almost took out my eye with her Clitordick.
When one wears pants so tight there clitoris looks like a dick
Guy one: is lady gaga a female
Guy two:I dont know she wears such tight pants her clitoris looks like a dick
Guy one: she has a clitordick
A person or thing who has both a penis and a vagina.
Dude, she's a total clitordick!!