Country Dictionary

A nude photo where you are fully dressed and without sexual or explicit imagery

Girl: Don't send me nudes!
Boy: Why don't we send clodes instead?

A person who’s bad luck, clumsy a has problems following direction and listening in general.

Phil backed over his own lunch sack! Wow, what a real “Clode move”!

Idiots/Retards

I hate them, they're all bunch of clodes

A slang word for 'clothes' used by those who have grown up in the 'urban' area of wembley!

Check out my new clodes

A clitoris that is as long as it is wide.

"I went to fuck her, then I noticed her clode."

When something simultaneously closes and implodes.

Guy One:"Why are you so sweaty? You're just sitting there." Guy Two:"I was prairie dogging it but, I knew I couldn't get up so, I've been cloding for the past five minutes. It takes a lot of effort and focus." Guy One:"Cloding...?" Guy Two:"Yeah Man, it's kind of like keistering but, instead of an object, it's just feces." Guy One: "Oh..."

A kind of blusion where accounts are grapolated, which provides many advantages in terms of dergents and patrants, but a tax cloded account cannot receive glarded funds without an inoppolity certificate

I need to know if the fund is glarded, since my account in in a tax clode.

A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account.