Country Dictionary

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Clowers

A group of old men with supreme martial arts skills that protect legless cows in a valley. (usually found in Britain)

The Clowers are considered to be monks by a lot of people.

by Jebbie Sans August 25, 2011

Clower

Colorado roots, although named from England. A ladies man with a large penis. Successful business man with goals and a bright future

I wanna be a Clower when i grow up

by birdsfan April 20, 2010

Clower

A man without testicals. Homosexual, irrational.

Stop acting like a fuckin' Clower!

by Teh Masked Wang March 05, 2005