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To immediately ejaculate uncontrollably.

"Did you see Stacy's mom's new bikini?" "Yeah, I know, I almost cobbled my pants."

verb - to cobble a term used first in minecraft, meaning to build oneself out of a mine shaft or pit. It can be used to express taking oneself out of a situation - the opposite of digging yourself into a hole.

John: I hear you got into a fight with Jean about her being a food Racist Max: I tried to Cobble my way out of it.

British slang term for "the streets"

Johnny was walking when he heard Ross's voice screaming "get off the cobbles".

(v): describes the act of putting together an income from a variety of sources, rather than the traditional one-income, one-job norm.

"Although I used to have a job, now I cobble to make ends meet." "Cobbling is a much more fulfilling way to live my life; while I don't necessarily know where my next paycheck will come from, I am able to pursue several different interests at once.

While in a seated position, The act of moving one’s knees in and out in a rhythmic motion to cool off your nutsack or to masturbate.

Jimmy just got finished running a 5k and he is cobbling to cool down the family jewels

{v.} To make shoes. {n.} "Cobbler" - A shoemaker.

The Ethiopian sweatshop serf cobbled me a phat pair of Tims. Holla.

short for cobblestones, slang for testicles

"you don't have the cobbles" "kick him square in the cobbles"