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Cock Muncher

A "Cock Muncher" or "Cock Eater" Is a description of a man who generally eats other men's genitals, or at least seems like he eats other men's genitals. You can call some one a "Cock Muncher" when they are being an absolute cunt to you or refusing simple requests.

Luke: "Hey Adam, Can you pass me that water bottle?" Adam: "no i can't be arsed" Luke: " You absolute dick-sucking, no bitches looking ass, fat, meady, short, blonde, shit haired, lonely cock muncher!"

by RasclutUNO April 07, 2022

Cock Muncher

Somebody who munches penis or is just a plain ol' Chickenfucking-Asshole.

(Dude 1 spekaing to Dude 2). Hey, Asshole! (Dude 2 speaking to Dude 1). Fuck Off, you Cock Muncher!

by His Royal Dudeness: Jake. December 04, 2008

Cock Muncher

Calling someone this name is refering to them as gay, or a slut. Also that they suck Cock.

student 1: Did u see that kid over there? student 2: Yea! someone told me that he was a complete Cock Muncher!

by leinad78 April 02, 2010

The Cock Muncher

The nickname of NBA player Dejounte Murray. After Dejounte Murray broke the record for most social media post about one player, his nickname became The Cock Muncher.

Guys look it's Dejounte Murray also know as The Cock Muncher.

by Los Pollos Hermanos August 16, 2022

cock muncher

a male who often feasts on the peni of other males. A female with similar dining habits is simply a woman

President Bush sure is a cock muncher!

by the_guy January 14, 2005

cock muncher

A muncher of cocks or premiscuous giver of fellatio, usually used as a homophobic insult.

"I can't believe what a cock muncher that guy is"

by badsmel February 07, 2007

cock muncher

a person who munches cocks

ummmmm cockedge *eats penis*

by crazy dave June 01, 2004