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Cock-Monger

A variation on the word "warmonger" that means anything that Duke Nukem says, involving his inch cock in your mouth. LoL.

"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck!" - Duke

Dude you're such a Cock-Monger!

by Duke Nukem's Pet Rhino July 27, 2012

cock monger

One who savors the taste of cock

That girl is such a cock monger.

by Billy Dean December 05, 2002

Cock Monger

1. Some one or some thing that enjoys eating a heeping pile of cock.

2. A cock lover.

"God he is such a Cock Monger!"

by D0NNY May 09, 2010

Cock Monger

Derived from the Afro-Saxon made, Cock. And the latin Mahnger. A Cock Monger is one who has an unquenchable thirst for Cock.

Jessica Alba is such a Cock Monger.

by The Real Sweetlou August 19, 2008

cock monger

one who incredibley desires a dick insertion of either their coot bag or their corn bomber

wow that slizzo janey is such a cock monger

by Frank Mcdank July 07, 2006

Cock Mongerer

Something you call someone when you cant think of anything smart to say and want to sound slick.

Guy: Hey man your a dick.
You: Shut up you stupid cock mongerer, why dont you stop mongering with cocks.

by L0nGw@nGe|2 March 27, 2003

cock monger

1. One who solicits the cock.

2. One who appears to solicit the cock.

Kevin is such a cock monger for making that definition.

by Vinchenz June 11, 2005