A fork of Rural Dictionary
Physical blow to the male groin
Sammy hit George with a hard cock-punch
stringing a rooster up by it's feet and using it for a speed bag
it's how they used to train for a bare-knuckles boxing match in the nether regions of hillbilly hell
1:A big thud to a man's pud 2:A legendary online player on Star Wars Battlefront II, known for his battle cry "YOU'VE BEEN PUNCHED.....IN THE COCK!"
Dude my manhood hurts after that dick nasty cock punch.
The act of connecting your fist, at high velocity, with the genitals of a member of the male sex. It's generally considered that the true cock punch is delivered from a squating posistion, and so is delivered as a jab rather than a uppercut motion.
Protaganist #1 - I'm gonna shag your mum Protaganist #2 - not tonight your not Protaganist #1 - AAAAAHHHHHHHH! protaganist #2 - no one expects the cock punch
When you are about to receive head (blowjob), and shes unzips your jeans,if your jeans have been tight and you have a stiffy. The pressure is released all at once causing your hard cock to fly out and smack the ho in the face at a tremendous force.
"Dude i was totally gunna get a blowjob but then i cockpunched her. " " I'm afraid we cannot fix your face due to the damage caused by your clients cock" - Doctor to a ho "Cock Punch totally rips off my Falcon punch." Captain Falcon on Cock Punch